harrystylesdildo:

im aware my url is ridiculous. but it was purposeful ridiculousness. but there are people out there in this world who are FORREAL SERIOUS 2THEMAXIMUM with urls like gagas-assbutt-inthetardis or urls that have ANYTHING sexual to do with benedict cucumbersnatch. 

IM PRAYING FOR THEM



meladoodle:

yes i will never buy an engagement ring until my gf scrubs a car wheel in the bathtub

meladoodle:

yes i will never buy an engagement ring until my gf scrubs a car wheel in the bathtub



swarnpert:

when john lennon went to school the teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. he drew a dick and wrote “suck it mr. teach” the teacher told him he didnt understand the assignment. he told the teacher he didnt understand life. that teacher? albert einstein



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dad: did you know a chicken coop only has 2 doors?

me: actually no i didn’t

dad: yeah because if it had 4 doors, it’d be a sedan

me:





nothomo:

when ur parents call u for dinner and u see they made your fav

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apollojustlce:

hanging out with your best friend more like

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hoebutmadefashion:

hoebutmadefashion:

my school was full off hot ass people tbh

i was homeschooled

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