im aware my url is ridiculous. but it was purposeful ridiculousness. but there are people out there in this world who are FORREAL SERIOUS 2THEMAXIMUM with urls like gagas-assbutt-inthetardis or urls that have ANYTHING sexual to do with benedict cucumbersnatch.
IM PRAYING FOR THEM
yes i will never buy an engagement ring until my gf scrubs a car wheel in the bathtub
when john lennon went to school the teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. he drew a dick and wrote “suck it mr. teach” the teacher told him he didnt understand the assignment. he told the teacher he didnt understand life. that teacher? albert einstein
dad: did you know a chicken coop only has 2 doors?
me: actually no i didn’t
dad: yeah because if it had 4 doors, it’d be a sedan
my school was full off hot ass people tbh
i was homeschooled